Tuesday, November 20, 2007

What is gross:

Waking up in the morning and going into the bathroom to pee, but when you lift up the lid of the toilet a roach runs out from under the seat and darts into the little crevice under the tank. You can't see the roach or get it to run out so you can kill it, but you have to pee really bad. I just had to pray that the roach was as scared of my butt as I was scared of it. Not very relaxing.

Then there was a silverfish in the shower.

I swear my house is very clean (I actually just cleaned the bathroom on Monday, and last night I vacuumed my couch for heaven's sake), but we appear to be having an infestation of one of each kind of gross critter. What's next, a snake? Giant spiders? I can hardly wait...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tapir infestation!

Molly Wheeler said...

it's the very thing i don't miss about austin!
but i miss everything else.

Anonymous said...

Oh Kristy, fret not. Let's visit the wonderful library of Jimmy Buffet songs for guidance. This is from the "Arachnophobia" soundtrack, and is a song of great fun and wisdom, and may help you through your recent times of other than Josh-creature infestations at your apartment...It really is quite good, I wish you could hear it.

"Don't Bug Me" by Jimmy Buffett


Don't Bug Me
Don't mug me
I'm better left alone
Let me twirl
In my world
Out in the wild unknown
Night Crawlin'
Free Fallin'
Just don't get in my way
Don't squish me
Or death wish me
That's all I have to say
I can spin a web
I can spin a tale
Leave me in the jungle
Take me to the town
Right side up or upside down
I'm fakey
Real Flakey
8 legs and one pea brain
So don't bug me
Don't mug me
Just try and act humane
I can cover tracks
And never leave a trail
Leave me in the jungle
Take me to the town
Right side up or upside down
Don't bug me
Don't mug me
I'm better left alone
Let me twirl
In my world
Out in the wild unknown
Don't bug me
Don't mug me
That's all I have to say.