Did you know that if you order a $8.00 beer from room service at the Marriot Marquis in Atlanta, after flying with such a bad cold that you have gone almost completely deaf from the pressure inside your ears, and you can't even hear well enough to go down to the bar and pay a more reasonable $5.00 for the stupid beer, but you really need a beer because you had a shitty day and you are stuck in rainy Atlanta for a math conference, they will bring you one of these:
And it will make everything better.
[Note: In case its hard to tell from the photo, the single beer is nestled in bath of ice in a silver ice bucket with a fancy glass for drinking. In addition, a cute little bottle opener is attached to the handle of the bucket. This one beer is fancier than a whole case of the regular stuff.]