No, it will not cheer the cosmonauts up at all. In fact, I fear it will anger them greatly. I just hope they don't do something crazy like blow up Mars in a blind rage as a result of these thoughtless, stupid N/A beer brewers. (Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot it has vitamins. Silly me.)Seriously, what the fuck?
Maybe since they are cosmonauts and all, they figure they will just sneak their own supply of vodka on board? Maybe that is standard Russian space procedure.... So, the non-alcoholic vitamin-beer is really more of a hangover cure than a relaxing beverage?I sure hope so, for the sake of the Russian space program.
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