Sir,
Your cool too-tight rocker black jeans and ironic shrunken t-shirt might look nice as you slink between clubs on Red River, but they look pretty lame when you are riding your bike home in the afternoon and showing everyone your pasty ass as you hunch over your handlebars. That is why real rockers ride the bus.
love,
Spacebeer
1 comment:
obvs you don't know sexy. it's that outfit, but with the welcome addition of pasty hairy asscrack, and lower back blemishes that could be either acne or a particularly virulent VD. doi?
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