The Splash Zone

From today's UT Campus Watch:

"Public Intoxication (2 Counts):  A UT student and a non-UT subject were found near a bus stop bench.  The non-UT subject was found leaning over the back of the bench while exhibiting a severe involuntary physical reaction to the over consumption of alcoholic beverages.  At that time, the student was lying on his back behind the bench in what could only be called the splash zone.   The student was also exhibiting an extreme involuntary physical reaction to the over consumption of an alcoholic beverage.  Both subjects were found to be under the influence of alcoholic beverages to the point they were both a physical endangerment to themselves.  Occurred on 3-5-05 at 3:10 AM."