Thursday, March 23, 2006

The best FBI costume ever

[from the UT Campus Watch]

Criminal Trespass Warning / Assist Outside Agency:  A non-UT subject was reported as impersonating a federal agent while in a 4th floor men’s restroom.  The 4th floor of the building is reserved for use by faculty, staff and students.  When located by police officers, the subject had a dollar bill with the letters FBI written on it clipped to his t-shirt.  The subject was found to have an outstanding outside agency arrest warrant for a “Human Waste” violation.  In addition to other law enforcement action taken, the subject was issued a written criminal trespass warning.  Occurred on 03-22-06 at 11:44 AM.

3 comments:

jessica fantastica said...

Hey I read your comment about being super tall on oh my stars and garters and I think you should definitely check out the gap.com or I guess the regular non-internetty type gap stores. I found some of their jeans on sale for $7 online and bought extra long because I'm 5'10" and usually long is just barely long enough. And I found them fairly recently, so you might be able to scoop up a cheap pair. AND now I will get back to my point, which is that they pants were a good 4 inches too long. Sounds like you might need these pants man.

kristykay said...

Extra-long and $7.00 sounds just about right... I shall have to check out this gap.com for potential pants purchases.

Rustle.Destroyer said...

These UT Campus Watch fiascos should be adapted for the stage, or at least fodder for a very interesting theme-party.