Friday, July 21, 2006

Ice it down

[There were several great ones today, but this is my favorite. Note that this takes place at 9:14 AM.]

From the UT Campus Watch:

JESTER WEST DORMITORY, 201 East 21st Street

Criminal Trespass Warnings: A non-UT subject entered Jester City Limits and began shoving handfuls of ice down his pants and rubbing himself in a provocative manner. The subject then left the area and went to the closest men's restroom. Officers located the subject as he was about to exit the restroom. The subject informed officers that he had a medical condition and that putting ice down his pants eased the pain. During the investigation, the officer issued the subject a written criminal trespass warning and escorted him from campus. Occurred on: 7-20-06, at 9:14 AM.

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