What is even scarier than Phyllis Diller's zombie dog in The Boneyard?
Phyllis Diller's zombie! [Which I couldn't actually find a picture of on the Internet even though I searched for ten minutes and I know it must be there. Go rent this movie and take a picture of the screen when the zombie shows up. It will be worth it, I swear. She is actually a little scary even in non-zombie form.]