Now I love Billy Joel as much as the next person (or even more than the next person, if that person is Josh), but this is rather silly. Especially the plot summary.
[Also, I am back in Austin and totally tired after driving for 12 hours yesterday and waking up at 5:45 this morning for a full day of work. I shall now resume my normal schedule, and thanks for all your good thoughts on my tough week. More later.]