Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Which kind of blow job do you prefer?

From the UT Campus Watch report:

PRINTING AND PRESS BUILDING, 2100 Comal
Criminal Trespass:  A non-UT subject was found sitting on the south side of the building holding a hair dryer in one hand and a beer in the other hand. The hair dryer was plugged into an electrical outlet on the south side of the building.  The subject was issued a written criminal trespass warning. Occurred on 10-24-05 at 8:00 AM.


2000 Robert Dedman
Driving While Intoxicated:  While on patrol, a UT police officer observed a red Ford 2-door on the side of the road.  The vehicle's engine was running and its lights were turned on.  The officer observed a non-UT subject sitting in the driver's seat with his head back.  The officer also observed a second non-UT subject leaning over the lap of the driver.  As the officer pulled behind the vehicle, the driver put the vehicle into gear and turned the vehicle's wheels in what appeared to be a distracted effort to pull away.  The driver was found to be under the influence of an alcoholic beverage to the point he was driving while intoxicated.  Occurred on 10-25-05 at 2:25 AM.

3 comments:

Dr. Mystery said...

I prefer reading about the former. I prefer receiving the latter.

carrie said...

i read all of campus watch yesterday and didn't even make that connection! you rock!

Joolie said...

I love the UT police report.