Thursday, May 03, 2007

One Millon for Sperm, Three Thousand for Bedspread

Oh, Vincent Gallo, I love you so. And this page is filling me with glee. If I had $50,000, we would be spending the day together. But not to have sex or anything, I've got Dr. M for that. Just to hang out and also to stare into your eyes.

I'm a little shocked that someone bought your St. Anthony medallion from your first communion for $1000. Was that maybe your mom?

1 comment:

carrie said...

wow. thanks for bringing this to my attention, kristy. now i know what my savings account goal is for the year.

i wish i was famous. i want to sell my old jeans for $200 instead of donating them to goodwill!