I've got some nasty hiccups this morning that won't go away. Even my tried-and-true, works-every-time solution of drinking water upside down isn't working. This is very irritating. I'm I to be cursed with work hiccups all day? Someone come scare me or something....
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Once, I cured my sister's hiccups by telling her to close her eyes. Then I told her that I was going to slap her in the face, but I wouldn't tell her when. She got so freaked out her hiccups went away. The key to this method is that you have to believe that the person is really going to hit you. I slapped my sister. She's tough though.
I'm pretty sure none of my co-workers would slap me, although I might be wrong about that... And I'm not nearly as tough as Katie.
I'll slap the shit out of you when you get home, if you'd like.
A spoonful of sugar on the back of the throat works wonders. It has something to do with irritating the reflex mechanism that causes the hiccups...or something. It works for me.
i hope dr. mystery gave you what for, slapped you down a few pegs. whether you still had hiccups or not, you've been seeming a little "uppity" lately. what with your talk of robe coats and fruit papers, i don't know what to think. no ma'am i don't like it one bit.
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