Rub a Dub Dub

A guy just walked by my window and I would have sworn that he was wearing a nice fluffy bathrobe. I thought, how strange, maybe he forgot something at work and he is just running in before he has completely finished his morning routine. Then he walked by again and I realized it wasn't a robe, it was a coat. The moral: If your coat can be mistaken for a bathrobe, it is time for a new coat.