I Don't Got To Do A Thing

Have you ever wanted to know about the main trends in today's porns? Your erotic horoscope? How to make a "Derring Do" cocktail? What Copumammary is? Or what tips you might be able to get from the guy at your high school that always knew all about sex?

Well, my friends, you are in luck.

Mr. Roast Beef Kazenzakis of the Achewood concern (pictured on Roomba at right) has released the second volume of his zine "Man Why You Even Got To Do A Thing," and this one is The Sex Issue!

Lay down the $6 and buy this zine, dear readers. If you don't, you will always be haunted by the knowledge that you could have learned how to please a woman in every way from Ray Smuckles.