Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Not Squishy

From the UT Campus Watch:

FRANK DENIUS PRACTICE FIELD, 2400 Red River

Suspicious Activity: Two non-UT subjects were discovered attempting to climb on top of the inflatable dome. When stopped, both subjects stated they had climbed the brick wall hoping the dome was "squishy", and were disappointed when they found out it was not "squishy." Both subjects were issued a criminal trespass warning and escorted from the area. Occurred on: 9-22-06, at 8:56 PM.

Honestly, I've always assumed that the ridiculous covered football practice bubble was squishy too. Luckily these drunk people tried it out for me and now I won't have to risk citation and disappointment by trying it myself.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I also spoke a silent "thanks" when I read this. We should start an award for drunk/high people who try stuff we always wanted to try.