Work it out

Here is what you need to create a realistic office environment:

• Business Cards
• ID badge
• Checks
• Glasses
• Picture of a kid
• Computer
• Meeting board (with clock noting meeting time, space for notes, company name, and world map)
• Watch
• Calculator
• "I'm the Boss" Coffee Mug
• Personalized notepad
• Crayons
• Pen
• Calendar
• Stamper Thing? (I think? Unsure what it stamps out, though)
• Calendar
• Donut
• Cell Phone
• Stapler
• Pointing Hand on the end of a stick

My plan is to buy this, clear off my desk, and see if anyone notices the difference.